Top 10 Reasons Not to Attend Relief Society Activities

Top 10 Reasons Not To Attend the Relief Society Activity this Thursday March 8th
1. My house is a mess! If I stay home that night, I’ll clean it up. (Ha!)
2. I attended a Relief Society activity in 2008. I should be good for a couple more years.
3. The programs on TV that night are more beneficial to my eternal salvation. I could even organize my sock drawer.
4. Since I’m gone a great deal of time with my job or my kid’s activities, I might as well give up doing something for myself.
5. I don’t like getting together with sisters of the same religion.
6. In fact, I don’t like parties or socializing at all—ever.
7. My family wants me to spend all my time with them and not have any outside interests.
8. I would rather be home to talk with telemarketers that night.
9. Four times a year is too often to be away from home for 2 hours.
10. Provident living is the theme for our ward’s Relief Society this year, and I have mastered all aspects of this area.